Paris has trouble on her hands when Ice King thinks she's a princess and tries to marry her!!! EWW!
- Ice King
- Lady Rainicorn
one day at the Ice Kingdom.....
Finn: FOR THE LAST TIME ICE KING! GIVE US BACK OUR SANDWICHES!!!
Ice King: AWW CMON!!!! Its not like Im stealing a princess!
Jake: TOO BAD! CUZ ITS JUST LIKE THAT!!!
Kicks IK in the face
Paris: I'll get the sandwiches! HIII YA!!!!
Punches IK and grabs sandwiches....
Ice King (wakes up and soon....BLUSHES???): Gunter....who was that beautiful princess?
Gunter: wank wank???
back at the WCC....
Isabella: GLOB these sandwiches are AWESOME
Finn: Ikr? Jake make them....from MEAT MAN
Jake: No I didnt! We agreed that it was hurtful to take Meat Man's meat. So I used Wildberry Princess's meat.
Finn: uh ok.
Paris: I'll get it!
Paris: Oooooh its a love letter!!! For...ME???
Marceline: From who?
Paris: doesnt say. But it does say this:
My dear princess, oh how your hair is so beautiful. Please meet me at the Ice Kingdom tonight
Paris: Um...but Im not a princess...i DID try really hard to make my hair look pretty today though..but..and at the ICE KINGDOM???? This is weird
Isabella: Well, you've always wanted to be a princess so why not?
Paris: good point. Princess Paris DOES have a good ring to it. OK THEN :)
Isabella: GREAT! Me and Marceline will help you make a dress.
Marceline: Ugh, do I have to?
Isabella: DO IT FOR PARIS!!!
after some dress making time and junk....they head to the ice kingdom!
Paris: I wonder who this guy is....
Isabella: Yeah, but its still weird that its at the Ice Kingdom
Ice King: She's here! (walks toward her) Hello m'lady
Paris: WHA!?!?!? ICE KING WHAT THE LUMP R U DOING HERE!?!?!?! IM WAITING FOR MY SECRET ADMIRER NOW GO AWAY U PERVE!!!
Ice King: Excuse me but um, I AM YOU SECRET ADMIRER
Paris (too shocked/mad/angry to speak):.........
Isabella: PUNCH HIM!
Paris (in so much anger): IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU BIG PERVE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ice King: GUNTER! you said that she was going to like the love note!
Gunter: wank wank wank?
Paris punches him
Ice King: *lightning bolts* HOW DARE YOU PRINCESS! IN YOUR CELL!
Paris: No! Not even for a unicorn!
Ice King: How about a unicorn? AND A COOKIE?
Paris: we didn't even shake on it!!! (in cell)
Ice King: You WILL marry me! Or i will destroy your unicorn AND your friends Finn and Jake!
Paris: You forgot the others--
Ice King: THEM TOO!
Gunter: wank wank wank. wank!
Ice King: Oopsies i gotta use the potty room! Gunter get the princess pretty for the wedding!
Gunter: wank wank
Paris: hey can i design my own dress..juss wundrin'....
Paris: fine. be that way.
Gunter turns out to be an AWESOME fashion designer and makes a beautiful weddingdress
Paris: Thanks Gunter-- *whispers* Where thhe flop ARE they!?
Marceline: What do we do???
Isabella: whatever- she needs a boyfriend..
Marshal lee:we could.... gather an army of fire wolves and train them to attack Ice King
Marceline: i dunno--we could get burned!
finn: OH OH! lets make a model of Paris and THEN ice king will get distracted and we punch his lame guts!
Jake: we'll need lady rainicorn to make it....and a jelly donut!
(lady makes a model of paris and jake eats the jelly donut)
marshal: Oooooh!!!!! can i have the jelly???
Jake: yeeeeaaaaaaah, here
(lady is saying: all done!)
jake:thanks lady i owe you a trip to the witches garden!
lady giggles while they get the model to the ice kingdom..
Ice King: look gunter! my beautiful bride!
Gunter: *slaping penguin* wank?
Jake imimates paris' voice (sucks at it..:P)
Jake/paris' voice: hey ice king whats happening baby cant wait to get party this started!
Ice King: You are very beutiful princess paris of the UNI-corn VERSE
Jake/paris's voice: haha.ha.ha your so cool (gunter notices paris hiding in cage)
gunter: WANK! WAAAANK!
Ice King: Gunter no cake for you lil' fatty--what-what are you--PRINCESS!?!?
Paris: 0_0 ummm...HAHHAAHHAAAAAAHAHA!! *rolls over laughing* sorry i cant help it! HAHAHAAAHAHA!!!
Jake:i got this man! *whispers* IMPOSTER! PHONY MC PONY!
Ice King: Get BOTH paris's AND TIE THEM UP FOR THE WEDDING!!!
Marshall: NO WAY PUNK!
Ice King kicks marshal in the face and zaps his arm,but marshal cuts half of his beard and he looks like a loser
Ice King: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!??! Now the princess will never marry me!!
Finn: she never wanted to bubble butt!
Ice King lowers her anyway but jake throws gunter in front of the beard!
Gunter; wank wank!
Ice King: Gunter! i married a penguin!?!
Jake: Hehe, LIKE U MARRIED ME? :D
Paris punches ice king in the stomach then hugs him for calling her a princess then slaps him
They leave and ride on the unicorn
Paris: i never got any cake!! grr...
Marceline: I wonder how Ice King feels though
Finn: He deserves it for being a glorb!
Marceline: Yeah your right.
Ice King: *on the floor with crown off* gunter i remeber a name..But--who?
Gunter :*eating the wedding cake* waaaaank?
Ice King: I wonder who BETTY could be...
- It is strange that Ice King has not fell in love with Paris before because she has fought him many other times. Though this could be the first time they met.